Serving Board - When I Said I Do I Didn't Mean The Dishes

from $55.00

Witty, funny and sarcastic, the perfect gift for a married couple or the person in your household in charge of the dishes.

Perfect to use as a display piece around the house using the optional acrylic stand that we include for free if requested.
Or use it as a charcuterie board and put on a good spread of food for family and friends.

Available in three sizes:
Small Paddle: 42cm (L) x 18cm (W) x 1.5cm (H)
Large Paddle: 57cm (L) x 24.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (H)
Large Rectangle: 57cm (L) x 27cm (W) x 2cm (H)

All three sizes are made of acacia wood and finished with a lemon scented food safe oil.

This is a natural wood product as such every board will differ from the images shown; the grains, natural features of the wood, colouring of the wood and engraving will vary across the board and will be unique for every board sold, this makes your purchase one a kind and is not considered a fault or defect.

Note: Engraving will not be as dark as shown in the example photos.
processing time: 2-4 days

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Witty, funny and sarcastic, the perfect gift for a married couple or the person in your household in charge of the dishes.

Perfect to use as a display piece around the house using the optional acrylic stand that we include for free if requested.
Or use it as a charcuterie board and put on a good spread of food for family and friends.

Available in three sizes:
Small Paddle: 42cm (L) x 18cm (W) x 1.5cm (H)
Large Paddle: 57cm (L) x 24.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (H)
Large Rectangle: 57cm (L) x 27cm (W) x 2cm (H)

All three sizes are made of acacia wood and finished with a lemon scented food safe oil.

This is a natural wood product as such every board will differ from the images shown; the grains, natural features of the wood, colouring of the wood and engraving will vary across the board and will be unique for every board sold, this makes your purchase one a kind and is not considered a fault or defect.

Note: Engraving will not be as dark as shown in the example photos.
processing time: 2-4 days

Witty, funny and sarcastic, the perfect gift for a married couple or the person in your household in charge of the dishes.

Perfect to use as a display piece around the house using the optional acrylic stand that we include for free if requested.
Or use it as a charcuterie board and put on a good spread of food for family and friends.

Available in three sizes:
Small Paddle: 42cm (L) x 18cm (W) x 1.5cm (H)
Large Paddle: 57cm (L) x 24.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (H)
Large Rectangle: 57cm (L) x 27cm (W) x 2cm (H)

All three sizes are made of acacia wood and finished with a lemon scented food safe oil.

This is a natural wood product as such every board will differ from the images shown; the grains, natural features of the wood, colouring of the wood and engraving will vary across the board and will be unique for every board sold, this makes your purchase one a kind and is not considered a fault or defect.

Note: Engraving will not be as dark as shown in the example photos.
processing time: 2-4 days

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